Alive and well In Central New York

I’m still alive and going to live. At least that’s what the Dr. said. I had my bi-monthly checkup with Dr. Sperling this morning. He was pleased with me, gave me the usual stuff, lose weight, and watch what you eat. B/P was good, everything else was good, even my nurse said I looked good and my B/P was good. My condolences to my nurse Pat, her dad passed last week, so I’ll say prayer for her and Sam, like I have since last Monday when I found out. She’s a good egg, so isn’t my Dr. and his wife, Dr. Vechio and the rest of the staff at his office. It’s always good to see everyone down there.

Now to more important items that need mentioning.
1) I hope to have the Kiwanis raffle tickets in my hands on Wed.
2) I’m going to visit my sister if everything works out, this weekend.
3) I’m still waiting for Medicaid and other Social Services, thank god I was given food stamps,
4) I still need to here from Social Security, about disability
5) And finally some good news, “I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to…..” (I just had to say that)!!!!!

I have a cute joke and I’d like to put it in my blog, I can’t remember how I got it or who sent it to me, so here it is for your enjoyment.



Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's
court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful
Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty
for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said,
"I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay
bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and
poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she
was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the
royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be
found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the
Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and
for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's
magnificent breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio
demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied,
he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away,
knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the
King.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur
summoned Michael the Dragon Master...

The moral of the story? Pay your bills.


Now wasn’t that special????