Wednesday, October 12, 2005

rain $#@%&*$#^%%$^

Today started out like any other typical rainy nasty day…….
Till I went to the mailbox. And what do I find in my box???????
Three things from Soc. Services.. So I open the smallest one first. It’s a letter to appear for a meeting on the 18th. Next one is an application for Managed Care, for medical insurance. But the third…….well it was my approval for cash assistance and also my Medicaid. Wow…..

Well that made my day… So not to be too gushing and overly positive for the day….. Yes it’s still a rainy nasty day, but I’m smiling pretty well.

So with nothing else to write about that isn’t to ,depressing, (the weather), or to positive, my mood, I’ll just leave you with the following little gross facts…….



During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.


In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

. . . . . . . . . . now go & wash your damn hands


That’s it for now….KYSOTI

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