It’s Turkey Week!!!!
It started out with Turkey at Keith and Kim’s. Always a good time and good food. Yes, I ate too much, like always… Oh well!
I have to stop. Time for a joke,
Bill Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
Now back to my blog…
Thanksgiving, I have two choices for din din, Turkey and all the trimmings at The Legion, or Turkey day festivities with Art and Lynn and his dad, at The Mohawk Station. Guess where I’ll be???
Most likely both. I’ll be disowned by both, if I don’t go to either one. My sister is staying home with the four-legged hell raiser. They will be painting again this T- day. That’s O.K. I get to invade Sue’s at Christmas time for several days… Watch out Tucker, there will be a new Sheriff in town for those days. I won’t let you chew on Sue’s dining room table legs…
Time for another joke…
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
Yes we do miss our President Clinton.
Dubbya is just to depressing to think he’s funny. In the beginning he was funny, but after his first term, he just became so full of shit… or was it the people around him giving him the so called miss - information or was it he didn’t really give a shit?
Well that was depressing, talking about our current President. I’ll stop right there. Time for another joke…..
“Yep, that’s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don’t!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Well that’s enough for today. I’ll have detail’s on the Turkey day festivities later in the week… See ya in the funny papers. Don’t forget, Keep your stick on the Ice………………………………….
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
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